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Saturday, September 26, 2015

September Notes...

Notes from a Small Country
(with apologies to Bill Bryson)

Our Moldovan home

Добро пожаловать в Молдову!
Well, the hiatus has ended, and tour #2 has now begun.  Incredibly, I’ve been here – on the ground in Moldova – for a month already.  Recently, we also celebrated four years in the Foreign Service.  Truly, I have no idea how this happened.  But here I am, and so:  Welcome to Moldova!

Notes from a Small Country
In 1995, Bill Bryson, one of my favorite authors, published Notes from a Small Island, a volume of stories about the life and people of Great Britain he wrote after twenty years of living there.  (I highly recommend it, by the way.)  I’ll have two years not twenty, and while I’m on an island of sorts, I’m also in a small European country with a rich and interesting history.

Of course there are any number of ways to measure the relative size of a country (by area, population, number of working Ladas per person, like that), but no matter how you measure it, Moldova is a small country.  It’s landlocked (therefore a bit like an island) and sandwiched between Romania to the west and Ukraine to the north, east and south.  A former republic in the old USSR, it declared independence in late August 1991, shortly after the attempted August coup d’état failed to unseat Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev. 

One of many old Soviet-model cars
still in use around Chisinau
Moldova in Eastern Europe
(wikipedia.com)

As you can see, it’s quite a small country.  Slightly bigger than Belgium and Haiti yet smaller than the island of Taiwan, it sits at about 136th in a ranking of countries by area out of nearly 200 nations.  It was the second smallest republic in the Soviet Union, ahead only of Armenia.  It is slightly larger than the state of Maryland, and the United States is about 290 times bigger.  It’s so small that the mighty Danube River, which is like the Mississippi of western Europe, touches Moldovan soil at the southern border for less than 400 meters, effectively giving the country one water route to the Black Sea, and which is smaller than many actual port facilities in Europe, North America or Asia.

There are about 3.5 million people here, also ranking it around 132nd in the world.  Minnesota has about 5 million, give or take.  Most people are ethnic Slavs, a majority speak Romanian or Moldovan (virtually the same as Romanian) and are Orthodox Christians.  With one of the worlds’ lowest fertility rates and one of the highest negative net migration levels in the world (more people leave than arrive), the overall population is aging and declining.

Chisinau is the capital city and has 750,000 people or so.  Pronunciation of the city in English is a bit problematic, depending upon which language one uses as a base in the first place.  (National language plays kind of a big role here, as you’ll see momentarily.)  If you use Russian as the base (Кишинёв), the city is pronounced like “kee-shi-NYOV,” but if you use Romanian (Chișinău), it’s pronounced “KEE-shi-now.”  Either way, the “ch” at the beginning has a hard “k” sound, and the “s” has a “sh” sound.  It sits at about 47 degrees north latitude, almost the same as Minneapolis-Saint Paul, which is at 45 degrees north latitude.  The climate is roughly the same, too, although with less severe extremes in terms of temperature.

The Republic of Moldova
(CIA World Factbook)

A Frozen Conflict
There is an interesting “frozen conflict” here in an area called Transnistria, a small strip of land between the Dniester River in the east of Moldova and the western border with Ukraine.  It started in the waning years of the Soviet Union when people in the Moldavian Soviet Socialist Republic (as Moldova was known when a state within the USSR) began the discussion about changing the national language from Russian to Moldovan/Romanian.  A group was then formed in Chisinau to protect the interests of the ethnic Russian people in Transnistria as well as the Russian language (sound familiar?), the official language of the Soviet Union.  The war of words, general strikes and competing legislative efforts (like the declaration on August 31, 1989 by the Supreme Council of the MSSR that Moldovan would now be the official language) continued to escalate, meaning confrontation was perhaps inevitable.  As the MSSR began enacting more and more laws and policies indicating an equally inevitable split from the USSR, like a new flag, a new name for the country (the Republic of Moldova) and a declaration of sovereignty (meaning Moldovan laws were to supersede Soviet laws), periodic fighting began, and continued as a low-grade conflict from autumn 1989 until March 1992.  Complicating things, more factions arose (like a group advocating unification between Moldova and Romania, and decisions by local authorities in Transnistria for the local police to ignore the government in Chisinau and obey only their orders), and that low-grade conflict became full-scale war on March 2, 1992, the same day the United Nations formally recognized Moldova’s declaration of independence from August 27, 1991.

With support from several former Soviet Republics and some remnants of the Soviet Red Army, Transnistrian authorities, armed separatists and volunteers battled with Moldovan police and a nascent national army supported by arms and advisors from Romania for just over four months in three principal locations along the Dniester River.  Something in the neighborhood of a thousand soldiers, police and civilians were killed during the war, until a cease fire was agreed to in July 1992.  This is a frozen conflict because it is this cease fire which remains in force, and a Joint Control Commission under the auspices of the Organization of Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) is now the peacekeeping force maintaining the status quo in a kind of buffer between the two nations.  Technically a demilitarized zone, the force is made up of about 1,300 Russian regular Army troops as well as several hundred soldiers each from Moldova, Ukraine and Transnistria.  Russia has agreed periodically to return munitions and soldiers back to the Motherland over the years, but those 1,300 or so will remain until the conflict is finally resolved.

Flag of Transnistria
(euractiv.com)

Coincidentally, I arrived in Moldova on Independence Day (August 27), and what was to be my first day in the office was a national holiday, National Language Day (August 31).

Жизнь и Pабота – Life and Work
One month into a two-year tour is not very significant, but in my short time here I have done and observed a few things.

Firstly, our house is super cool.  Three bedrooms, hardwood floors throughout (with beautiful parquet floors in the living room), a nice-sized enclosed yard with a dozen or so fruit trees (apple, plum, sweet as well as sour cherries), a number of nice gardens (with a preexisting strawberry patch) and our very own mature grape vines are some highlights.  Moldova’s economy is dominated by agriculture, and that sector is dominated by wine production.  So far I’ve been very satisfied with the quality of wine available, and for very reasonable prices!  Did I mention we have our very own wine cellar?  No?  Well we do!  And a colleague mentioned recently that he felt we had the best private wine cellar he’d seen other than the Ambassador’s.  So that’s cool.  I feel as if our time here will be a constant struggle between filling the wine cellar and emptying it.  This house seems made for hosting parties, which we fully intend to do, so come join us and make use of those extra rooms and get ready to help us deplete our wine stocks!

The House!

About ten minutes’ walk from here is a nice little grocery store / market called Linella, and while small, it has a good assortment of high quality groceries and fresh fruits and vegetables.  It has a proper deli, meat section and has nice quality breads, as well as a little wine and beer selection.  (I bought a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon the other day and it cost about $4.)  It’s small, but once I have access to my car there are a number of other, larger grocery stores around town, including a French-owned market in the creatively-named shopping center called “Malldova.”

Last year I read a little book called Playing the Moldovans at Tennis in anticipation of my move to Chisinau.  It was a light hearted, humorous travel book that didn’t always paint a very flattering picture of the national capital:  city streets without lighting at night and missing manhole covers on the same were a high, or rather low, light.  (I can imagine that would be a rather, um, interesting combination to experience.)  Moldova is a poor country, but clearly progress has been made on several fronts, at least in the infrastructure within Chisinau.

I have yet to get out and explore the country itself, but have been around the capital a bit and I have to say I’m rather impressed.  It’s not Vienna or Washington, and it’s certainly not Minneapolis, but it’s a nice, compact little city.  Roads are paved, some are even reasonably lit at night, there are quite a few decent restaurants, and I have yet to encounter a missing manhole cover.  Sidewalks exist along some streets, although sometimes they just disappear or are in rough shape, and occasionally they are obstructed by any number of unexpected things as I discovered my first week here when I smacked into a billboard right a forehead level.  Streets in the city are often leafy and green, and while there is some trash littered about, it’s not at levels like I experienced in Port-au-Prince. 

The View Restaurant at the Hotel Nobil
 
Mmmmmmm....
Of course this is not to say that Moldova doesn’t have its issues.  Like any country or individual, we’re all works in progress, advancing or retreating as the occasion warrants.  Moldova is a parliamentary democracy, and there have been struggles with governing effectively since independence.  There was a recent two- or three-year period where the country was without a government (no, no, not like that; no candidate in Parliament could gain a majority of support from among its members in order to form a ruling coalition), and this past summer a 28-year-old businessman and banker was accused and then arrested on suspicion of illegally transferring – wait for it – almost a billion dollars from three Moldovan banks over the course of two days.  This is roughly 12% of the nation’s annual GDP, which, if you didn’t already guess, is a lot.  The Moldovan Central Bank was then forced to bail out the three banks to the tune of $870 million dollars in emergency loans in order to keep the economy from collapsing.  Estimated total losses could reach the $1 billion mark.

A report detailing the alleged theft was released and later published after the public got wind of what happened, and the accused businessman – Ilan Shor, one of the richest people in the country who is married to a Russian pop star (of course he is!) – was charged with corruption and placed under house arrest during the subsequent investigation.  Then, a van transporting critical investigative documents was “mysteriously” stolen and was later found to have been destroyed by a fire.  He was given immunity during his house arrest as he was also, coincidentally, a candidate for mayor of a small town about 25 miles north of Chisinau, which – of course – he won with 62% of the vote this past June.  He’s now the mayor of Orhei, and is evidently more popular now than ever before as he arranges to have this city of 25,000 completely electrified with street lights and high efficiency LED bulbs.  You can check it out right here:  http://orhei.md/index.php?pag=news&id=813&l=ro

One result of these massive losses to the Moldovan economy and the corruption at the root of many ills in society is that popular protests have been organized just about every weekend over the past few months, with tens of thousands of people gathering and marching in the city center to demand the resignation of the government and an end of rule by the oligarchs.  Fortunately, they have all been peaceful.  So far.  This, too, is a work in progress.

Moldova is one of the poorest countries in Europe (GDP per capita is about $5,000 per year, or 171st in the world) and 1/8th of their GDP just vanished, virtually overnight.  They are energy dependent, mostly on Russian oil and gas, and a large percentage (totaling about $1.6 billion) of their national income is from remittances that come from family living and working abroad.  Several local colleagues have shared with me that, despite the relative poverty of the country, there are more Porsche Cayennes in this country than anywhere else in the world.  And while I don’t know about the veracity of that startling observation, there certainly are quite a lot of luxury cars driving about in town.  On a trip home recently I saw, in short order, a Bentley and a variety of high-end BMWs, Mercedes and Audis, often with darkened windows and zooming along past the babushkas and pedestrians struggling to make their way on the sidewalks and zipping in and out of traffic on streets filled with packed city buses and taxis.

Like I said, a work in progress.

Doing the People’s Work
All that being said, it’s not all play and no work.  I am here to do a job, after all.

The Embassy itself is very different from Haiti.  In Port-au-Prince all agencies were housed in one NEC (New Embassy Compound), opened in 2008 and like a modern office building with loads of extra security.  Hundreds of people worked there, and we had several annexes and other buildings on the grounds, along with a small swimming pool, the Marine House (a dormitory for the Marine Corps Security Guards), and a regulation basketball court.  The Embassy in Chisinau is 115-year-old former ballet school.  Of course we have lots of security and all that, and several out-buildings made from converted containers and mobile structures which have essentially become permanent buildings, but several agencies are housed in other buildings in town, and while we, too, have a couple hundred people, it’s not nearly the size of Haiti.  There we had something like 200 direct hire Americans, here we have about 40.

US Embassy - Moldova
(moldova.org)

As in Haiti, I am working as a Consular Officer performing visa interviews, helping American citizens, and conducting the business of the United States here in this little corner of Europe.

I’ve detailed my job as a Consular Officer before, based on my tour in Haiti.  (In the event you’ve forgotten, and care, you can go here to refresh your memory.)  In the Consulate in Haiti we had 15 Entry Level Officers, five managers, a Deputy Consul General and a Consul General, along with about 50 or more locally hired colleagues. In Moldova we have a Consul (my boss), me (and Entry Level Officer), an American citizen colleague who is trained to adjudicate visas, and five local staff.  The work is very similar, but the volume is much, much lower and of course the issues are different, as they are in every country.  Whereas in Haiti Officers worked months at a time in a particular unit (Non-Immigrant Visas, Immigrant Visas, American Citizen Services, Adoptions and Fraud Prevention) doing just the work of that unit, here we rotate essentially every day between NIV, IV and ACS, and do adoption work and fraud work as needed.  For example, in Haiti each Officer in the NIV unit (typically five on a given day) conducted between 70 and 100 interviews, every day, for several months at a time.  Here we have between 50 and 75 interviews each day, divided between two officers.  So the pace isn’t as frenetic as it was in Haiti, and for that I am grateful.

Something similar to my transition to Haiti with my French training in a country where few people spoke French on a day to day basis is the language barrier I’m experiencing again.  I received six months of intensive Russian training in preparation for this post, however upon arrival I discover – no, it’s not really a surprise – that the ability to speak about global warming or international relations between Moldova and the United States isn’t what I really need to be able to discuss when interviewing a young IT professional or Moldovan farmer from the village for a tourist visa.  In addition, I would say more than half the people speak Romanian more so than Russian.  To be sure both are present in shops, on signs and in the community in general, but it seems more common for people to speak Romanian in the home than Russian.  Up until now, and into the near future, I’m relying heavily on the translation assistance of my Moldovan colleagues.  I start Russian classes again soon, this week I hope, so as to eventually be able to do the principal part of my job without assistance.

I will have a chance to do more things outside the scope of my work in the Consulate than I did in Haiti, which will be nice.  Given that I am what amounts to a deputy to my boss the Consul, I have more responsibility within the job itself than I did in Haiti.  Also, recently I helped out at the welcome reception at the Ambassador’s residence for the newly arrived DCM (Deputy Chief of Mission), and met some interesting diplomats from the Ukrainian and other embassies as well as other organizations.  The Consulate hosted a lunch the next week for our American citizen “wardens” who live around Moldova, also at the Ambassador’s residence, and again I met some fellow Americans who have some really interesting stories to tell.

So it’s been a pretty good start, I must say.

The Impending Arrivals
I am so looking forward to the arrival of my partner in crime and our International Dog of Mystery in mid-October.

Perhaps comparable to the day I departed Minnesota for training in Washington back in August 2011, the day I left Minnesota for Moldova was one of the most difficult days I have ever experienced.  It’s hard enough to go through much less describe, but the closest description I can think of is that this is what it must feel like to experience a broken heart.  Of course it’s just temporary, and in large part is my way of dealing with the process of mourning the major transitions occurring in the lives of the kids at the same time as I’m leaving the country, but it was heart wrenching to walk through the security gates and wave goodbye to my Team.  My flights from Minnesota to Amsterdam to Barcelona to Chisinau were the longest 24 hours in my life.

But Kate and Riley the Wonder Dog are coming in just a couple short weeks, and she hopes to get a part-time job at the Embassy working in the Community Liaison office.  The kids of course are and will be doing what they should be doing, which is to continue on the path to independence and adulthood.  And so that is as it should be.

Sophie is in the midst of her third year at Gustavus, and after switching her major last year to history she spent the summer in Washington, D.C. with me while interning at the National Archives, which was pretty darn cool.  She’ll spend the spring on a semester abroad in Italy, which is pretty close to Moldova, kind of.  So I’m looking forward to regular visits to Perujia to annoy, I mean visit, her.

Tommy graduated from Gustavus last spring, and cajoled me into participating in a sprint triathlon with him in Maryland last July.  He graciously kept my pace for all three legs, and in the end we had a good old time.  He has been preparing all summer and fall for his impending departure in October for boot camp outside of Chicago as he begins the next stage of his journey with the US Navy.

As you might be able to tell, we are immensely proud of them both.

Coincidence? Perhaps…
Strangely, I realized recently there are some rather odd connections between Moldova and Haiti, and it’s not that they are both relatively poor nations (although that is true).  In Haiti our house number was #30; in Moldova it’s #30A.  Hmmm, curious.  Then I remembered that Haiti managed an unlikely defeat of the powerful but weakened French army led by Napoleon Bonaparte in the early 1800s, and that the territory that is Moldova today was ceded by the Ottoman Turks to the Russian Empire in July 1812, just a month after Napoleon invaded Russia.  Six months later Russia defeated the mighty French.  History is replete with French military defeats – wonder if one of them will indicate the location of Tour #3?  Hopefully it won't be Elba or St. Helena…

Until next time
Well, if you made it this far, you’ve wasted another 30 minutes or so of your time with me, and for that I thank you.  It's not exactly the easiest place to get to on the planet, but we have the space available, and of course we have a wine cellar!  We will be happy to welcome visitors at any time to our little corner of Europe...


While still in a state of transition, life is good.  Hoping the same for you.



I want you to visit us in Moldova!!

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Under a June Haitian Moon

Under a Haitian Moon

Fok ou kon kote ou soti pou ou konnen kote ou pwale.

You must know where you come from to know where you’re going.
Haitian Proverb

Port-au-Prince at sunset from Observatoire de Boutilliere

Welcome Back!
It’s almost impossible to believe, but we now count the time remaining in our first tour in only months.  Soon we’ll have to start preparing for our pack-out (well, maybe not ‘soon’, but rather ‘soon-ish’ I suppose).  It’s been an eventful year, and the ride ain’t over yet!

Back in February I spent a long weekend in South Florida for a medical appointment.  Can I just say that Fort Lauderdale is a very pleasant place to spend time?  I’m particularly fond of the nice paved roads, clean public bathrooms, the Gateway Cinema, and Taco Bell.  I know, I know; surely you’re thinking clean public bathrooms aren’t all that much to get excited about, but like the old saying goes, you never know what you’re missing until it’s gone.

While preparing for my little mini-trip, Kate planned her own trip that same weekend to Minnesota for the annual Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference championships to see Tommy swim.  Upon her arrival back in the United States, word came from our renters that our old doggie, Snickerdoodle, was acting oddly and seemed a bit out of sorts the few days prior.  This news cast something of a pall over an otherwise very pleasant diversion from daily life in Port-au-Prince, for when one is a 12-year-old golden retriever one doesn’t want to experience behavior that is deemed odd.  Kate learned that she was not really eating, and for a dog who loved nothing more than mealtime, this was indeed a bad omen. 

A trip to the vet confirmed our worst fears that she was seriously ill.  She had had a toe removed last fall due to a tumor, and now the cancer had returned with a vengeance, having spread widely into her lungs and leading to another tumor on her left hind-quarter.  She struggled to breath and couldn’t run or play in anyway like she used to.  Her appetite had largely disappeared, and with that in particular it was clear she wouldn’t be able to withstand this new onslaught much longer.  We made the difficult decision to have her put to sleep, and I made a small side-trip back to Minnesota to be with the family and say my goodbyes to our loyal and loving puppy.  This sad trip did coincide with a serendipitous opportunity to see Tommy swim in the championships at the University of Minnesota Aquatic Center, so that was a plus.  The plan now is to take our loving puppy to the place we were all most happy together, and spread her ashes near the mouth of the Brule River on the shores of Lake Superior during out next visit.



Team Panetti Tackles the Motherland!
In April, we had a fantastic trip to Italy to celebrate our 25th wedding anniversary (technically not until May, but the timing also coincided with the kids’ Spring Break).  Kate and I met Tommy and Sophie in Rome where we stayed for three nights, and then we traveled to the medieval town of San Gimignano, Florence and Venice for a couple days each.  So while we did the pretty typical ten-day, skip-across-the-surface, see-all-the-big-tourist-sites kind of a trip, we had such a good time it’s hard to even describe.  Stopping in little piazza’s for a coffee or an afternoon glass of wine, walking outside on the old cobblestoned streets window shopping and people watching, taking in the unimaginable history, just generally relaxing in the Italian spring has to have been the best family trip we’ve taken to date.


Trevi Fountain in Rome

The Coliseum

Inside the Coliseum

Photo classico!  Caio bella!

One of my favorite pictures:  My girls with old Italian men in Orvieto.

Overlooking a valley in Orvieto.

In the old medieval city of San Gimignano.

The Ponte Vecchio in Florence.

Visiting the old homestead of Florence.

Venice

Family duck-face selfie in Venice.

Having a wine outside Il Duomo in Florence.

At the Vatican Museums.

Le travail
My work in the Consulate has, perhaps somewhat obviously, got me thinking a lot about the immigrant experience lately.  Like any job, the major tasks of interviewing and processing visa applicant files can occasionally get a bit tedious.  Asking similar questions and getting similar answers can even be boring from time to time.  But when I step back from the daily routine and consider what these people are really doing – or trying to do, as the case may be – I’m often pretty impressed.

Of course the immigrant experience is different for everyone, but I often reflect on what these people are about to do, and am sometimes filled with awe and admiration for the risks they take.  In the best of worlds it is difficult to imagine giving up everything you know – family, friends, life, work, culture and country, all of it – to move to a foreign country and start anew.  When the average Haitian makes $2 per day and has an average of about a fourth grade education, it’s clear that Haitians often are not making their decision to immigrate under anything like the best of circumstances.  Of course they are not making their way to the US totally without family connections, and like immigrant groups always and everywhere, Haitians tend to settle where there are other Haitians.  But I often wonder if the 30-year-old woman or the middle-aged man, moving to the United States with almost no education and therefore few employment prospects, really has any real idea what they’re in for once they arrive.  What moxie these people must have.

Not Exactly NSFW
The advances in technology and their ability to constantly increase the speed of life have encouraged an explosion of acronyms and initialisms that would make the federal government envious.  In the online world one I see one occasionally which reads “NSFW.”  Of course I was confused, and then I looked it up on the Internet.  Evidently this means “Not Safe For Work,” indicating that the story contains inappropriate material which might get one in a spot of trouble with one’s employer if viewed at work.  Of course it does.

We in the IV section, on the other hand, routinely – and as a matter of course in the performance of our duties – come across material that would most assuredly qualify as NSFW in virtually any other situation.  A typical example happened to me just the other day.  I was reviewing the file of an IR1, the spouse of an American citizen.  The applicant was a woman of about 30 and the petitioner was her husband of about three years who lives in the US.  You might recall that a petition requires many things, including financial support, a clean medical report, passport, legal documents like a birth and a marriage certificate, things like that.  In addition, it is often required that the applicant supply information that would provide proof of a real, ongoing relationship, such as receipts for money transfers between the petitioner and the applicant, printed emails between the two, airline tickets and passport stamps indicating a visit to the other party, or perhaps family photographs.

It won’t require much imagination to think about the type of photographs one might provide to a complete stranger that would help to prove an ongoing marital relationship, such as pictures together on vacation, with family and friends, at the moment of the marriage proposal or their wedding, with their children and extended family, that sort of thing.  Improvements in technology have not only increased the number of unintelligible words and acronyms for an old codger like me, but have also made accessible a wide variety of small cameras in things like mobile phones, which are ubiquitous in the developing world.  So while the average Haitian may only earn $700 a year or so, they most certainly have a cell phone and therefore access to a camera of some sort, and can easily provide photographs to support their claim of being married.

Of course you can see where this is going.  Included in my applicants file were photos of the happy couple together at the civil court office for the wedding ceremony, having dinner at a restaurant, at the beach, and in various states of undress while lying on the bed together, including one rather, ahem, ‘compromising position’ which would very likely make Hugh Hefner blush.  Curiously, these sorts of photos appear in an applicant’s file more often than you might think, unfortunately.  It appears to be the case that applicants for immigrant visas believe such explicit and semi-explicit photos will help to prove to the Consular Officer that they are in a real relationship.  Ummmm… no.

In this most recent case, I administered the oath and conducted the interview as normal, asking about their relationship, when they first met, how he asked her to marry him, what the wedding was like, how they maintain a marriage from afar, like that.  It seemed to me they likely do have a real relationship, and as she was missing a document of some kind, I was going to have to put off a final decision until she returned with that document, and therefore I needed to explain this to her before letting her go.  After all was said and done, I then asked her why she submitted explicit photographs.  She seemed a bit confused so I helped her to understand what I meant by showing her one in particular.  She seemed rather embarrassed, and I asked why she thought I would want to see such photos.  She rather sheepishly said it was because she heard it would prove their relationship, just as I suspected.  I then asked her if her mother would like to see such photos of her, to which she visibly recoiled at such a preposterous suggestion.  Ever the helpful Consular Officer, I reminded her – perhaps a bit too loudly over the microphone – that now the entire waiting room knew she submitted such photos, and not only that but all of my colleagues who work in the IV section knew as well.  I kindly suggested to her that maybe she could tell her friends that these kinds of photos are not only unnecessary but unwanted, and that I really didn’t find them helpful in making my decision.  Pretty sure she avoided all eye contact with the guards and those still in the waiting room as she slinked out the door. 

Like we find ourselves saying all too often, you can’t make this shit up.

Speaking of the Internets
As Foreign Service Officers in the service of our country and working for the federal government, we sometimes have to be careful of what we say and to whom we say it.  We sign a document approximately twelve times in the first days of the career saying that we agree to go wherever the State Department needs us; that we agree to serve in whatever job needed; and that we agree to support US policy publicly, even if we personally disagree with said policy.  It’s not that we are forbidden from expressing personal opinions, it’s just that when acting in our official capacity in public fora we are always “on” and required to support the current administration.

My job doesn’t often require such commitments, although I have done a couple radio shows.  And this blog doesn’t qualify as acting in my official capacity, although since it’s out there traversing through that series of tubes it happens to be quite public.  So it’s sort of a grey area when it comes to the blogosphere, and of course the State Department has rules and regulations regarding what we can and cannot say or post about in personal blogs.  Given that mine is more of a personal narrative and travelogue, I don’t have much about which to be concerned.

Recently I posted an entry, on a Sunday afternoon, I think.  On Tuesday I was asked by Washington via my manager – asked not commanded, and politely and respectfully I might add – to edit a small portion of my post by removing some details that might have allowed my two readers to identify the subject of a story I was sharing.  I wasn’t too surprised about this, as I very deliberately tried to tell the story with some accuracy and detail while at the same time avoiding too much detail about any one individual.  I knew it was kind of on the edge, but felt I was erring enough on the side of caution to avoid any problems. 

The part that did surprise me though, was that there are actually more than two other people out there reading this drivel.  And to the two guys sitting in some windowless basement office back in Washington, tasked with reading through such long-winded malarkey:  Howdy! I owe you guys a beer or two next time I visit…

Crazy Story of the Day:  Two for the Price of One!
Today your intrepid correspondent brings you two stories of craziness and nonsense.  The first is a cautionary tale of “chikuns” and eggs, the second involves a small Haitian town “without equal.”

As if the folks living in these latitudes needed another malady with which to deal, there exists now in the tropics a new pestilence sweeping the island of Hispaniola called “chikungunya,” another mosquito-borne virus with no remedy, treatment or cure.  Similar to dengue, symptoms include days of fever and painful, sometimes severe and debilitating, joint pain.  Mosquito control and prevention of bites by infected insects are the only ways to avoid contracting chikungunya, and treatment is limited to rest, liquids and ibuprofen or acetaminophen.

Unfortunately the arrival and spread of this little bugger on the island was quite rapid, and people in Haiti are falling ill to chikungunya in large numbers.  Embassy employees are perhaps more informed than most about the disease, but knowledge alone isn’t always enough to prevent the spread in such a hot and humid climate, and many colleagues have also become sick over the past month or so.

The impact on staffing at business and employers has been rather dramatic, which of course includes the Embassy.  As my colleague tells this tale, one day she went to the cafeteria in the Embassy to buy some breakfast.  Omelets are a regular item on the menu, and my colleague went to the cashier to place her order for a plain one.

“Sorry ma’am,” she was told gravely and in all seriousness, “our plain omelet chef is out sick with the chikungunya.  However, if you want a ham and cheese omelet, we can certainly whip up  one of those for you in no time!”

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On the north coast of Haiti there is a town called Cap Haitien, a port town of about 200,000 souls.  As a small working port, there obviously exists on the waterfront a pier for the loading and unloading of goods and people.

About four years ago the pier was rebuilt using steel and aluminum construction.  Evidently this is not a good combination, particularly when placed in salty sea water.  The Internet tells me, as it happens, that the most common form of galvanic corrosion of aluminum alloys occur when aluminum is joined with steel or copper and exposed to a wet saline environment.  Guess they didn’t consult the Interwebs when building this pier, for earlier this week the pier in Cap succumbed to science and simply collapsed.

Now my friend Aaron, using his new dad-voice and in his new role in telling awesome dad-jokes, says that Cap Haitien is a city without equals, because it is pier-less. 

Ba-dum-bum.


N a we pita!
The kids have closed another chapter back in Minnesota as they recently finished the school year at Gustavus Adolphus College.

Sophie had a good, strong start to her college experience last fall after her gap year in Washington and Haiti, and just days ago returned to Haiti for a couple of months to be a summer intern back at the Embassy.  This year she’ll be working in the American Citizen Services unit, meaning 75% of the Panetti family will be working in the Consulate for the next six or eight weeks.

Tommy finished his junior year, and within two days of his last final embarked on a cross-country trip with Kate to start an internship of his own at the US Coast Guard Training Center in Yorktown, Virginia.  Until August he will be working as a full-time Morale, Well-being and Recreation intern, which he absolutely loves so far.

We’re hoping to reunite Team Panetti for the July 4 holiday here in Haiti, and so once again put us all in the same place at the same time.


Life for us is good, and we hope you can say the same.


Enjoying our visit to the 152 year old Barbancourt Rhum factory, complete with free tastings!